Grunge

A wikiHow article about How to Be Grunge (for Guys and Girls).
Definition 1: Grunge: A subgenre of the alternative music scene, emerging from Seattle, featuring distorted guitars, whining vocals and flannel-shirt-wearing band members.
Definition 2: Grunge: dirt: the state of being covered with unclean things

You want to be considered as grunge? This is how you have to be! This Article is a tutorial for boys and girls on how to dress and act like if you want to be grunge. The first thing you have to do is listen to grunge-music. You should not wear fancy or expensive clothes. If you do so, you are considered as a poser. The text continues with several things you should or should not wear to be grunge. The girls section points out the dress-code for girls. The third section is an advice for both genders. There are some pretty strict rules like point 8: • “Draw on white t-shirts with black permanent marker.” What they are doing is pretty much stereotyping the grungers. The fourth section says: “• Don't care what other people think.” And also: “Most "grungers" were rebels. They disliked society and media and didn't trust large firms and corporations.” There are three self-contradictory in those two points.
1 If you don’t care what others think, (or what they tell you, they think) then you should not listen to what the Article is telling you.
2 If grungers disliked society and were rebels, how can you be a rebel in a scene that has become society itself.
3 If grungers disliked media, you should not like this article, because it is media

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